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What GUYS Really MEAN!!!

Posted on July 31st, 2006 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional.

Always wondered What a MAN meant. Here’s your first clue:

“I’m going fishing.”
Really means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.”

“It’s a guy thing.”
Really means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

“Can I help with dinner?”
Really means: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

“Uh huh,”"Sure, honey,” or “Yes, dear.”
Really means: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

“It would take too long to explain.”
Really means: “I have no idea how it works.”

“I’m getting more exercise lately.”
Really means: “The batteries in the remote are dead.”
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Mohammed Muchhala’s A STAR

Posted on July 26th, 2006 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Life.

It’s Amir Khan, No it’s Angelina Jolie, No OMG it’s Mohammed Muchhala. Mohammed or better know as Babu is now with the big stars. Why you might ask?? Well Babu’s blog has just been quoted in the top lines of Mumbai Mirror. His amazing article on Prince Rescued. What big deal!!! is one of the few out of thousands selected by the editors to be printed in the newspaper.

I, for one, am very excited. Anyone who knows Mohammed knows that he is an excellent blogger and an excellent friend. Without him I wouldn’t be making this post, or any other post on my blog, for that matter. So this goes out to my friend Mohammed a.k.a Babu.
Cheers mate.
and the DANCE

To know his happiness and see a picture of the newspaper visit Muchhala’s World
Once again mate,
CHEERS

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Don’t call me Babe… Um, I mean lazy.

Posted on July 23rd, 2006 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life.

For those of you who don’t understand the title, its from the movie Barbwire. Pamela Anderson says, “Don’t call me babe.” And the “Um I mean lazy” is my thing.

Being a lazy person, a lot of people call me lazy. Personally, I don’t mind, but there are some people who object being called lazy or lethargic with all their heart. But if you seriously think about it, aren’t we all lethargic? I mean today science has reached such great heights, and the most common mission is to make things easier for us. So many facilities are available just so that it is comfortable for us to do some work, or in other words, so that we can be lazy. For all those non - believers, I’ll give you an example.

You wake up in the morning. If it’s summer like it is right now, you’ll probably have your Air Conditioner on. Now the original method of controlling the A.C. was to walk up to and change it to high cool, low cool, etc. But what do you have nowadays? You have remote controls for A.C.’s. Is that cool or what? No getting up and disturbing you sleep, just lie down and press a few buttons and low and behold it’s all perfect.
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Are We Overinsured?

Posted on July 19th, 2006 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Life.

My Law teacher was talking about how we have so many different types of insurance when she brought up this statement. I was talking to my friend in the morning and she was telling me how bad her health was, even though she takes good care of herself and exercises everyday. So now I’m thinking, in terms of life, are we really overinsured? People today take so many precautions to be in peek physical and mental condition. Is today’s generation too health obsessed? I know some might say that so many people today are obese and with all the fast food available it’s really hard to control yourself. But then on the other hand there are so many anorexic people.

Today people don’t take chances with their health. I mean most people wake up, have breakfast follow the basic rules every single day. How many of us actually go in the rain and play when it rains? Indian food is so rich in oil and spices, what happened to the good old days when there were so many barfees (sweets) at home made of pure ghee. How many of us still enjoy those without actually worrying about getting fat? Why are we so health conscious?
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Women’s Useless THINGS

Posted on July 12th, 2006 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional.

EVery man notices that women have so many useless things. But I dared to write them down and post it while others just thought of it. So read and agree and have the courage to spread the word.

Belts. Women use belts an an accessory, guys use belts to tighten their pants coz they are lose. For girls they are already tight.

Hats. Same deal. Do women need them? No. Why? Because there is a choice, when you are having a bad hair day, you can ( A ) Spend 45 minutes in the bathroom dousing your hair with chemicals and goos, or ( B ) Toss on a hat to cover up the nasty hair and i dont think that they use choice B.

Socks. Guys wear white gymsocks, females have to go and wear pink and purple frilly puffy socks. Socks thinner than public restroom toilet paper. I mean c’mon ladies, when you’re wearing pants does the color or the socks really matter?

Bracelets. Who thought up these things? These are worse than Minesweeper for wasting time. You can jingle them, and you can play with them, they aren’t good for much else!

Creams/Lotions/Oinments. Why do females have 19 different exfoliation creams? I mean c’mon, it just clutters up the countertop in the bathroom. A guy’s bathroom: soap, razor, shaving cream, deoderant, and some tough actin’ Tinactin. A woman’s, oh God. I wont even get into that.

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