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R.I.P Shoutbox

Posted on August 7th, 2006 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!.

It’s gone, it’s finally gone. I can’t believe it. It was so sudden. There were small warnings but I just can’t believe it left. We’ll miss you.

The King

That’s right folks, Live Shoutbox is no more. It had a serious disease. SPAM. I was receiving too much spam on it, so with much consideration, my team of specialists (Babu and I), closed it down once and for all.

But it shall be remember, because it was a faithful Plugin. And it also, like other Plugin, had a purpose. Its purpose - to chat. You see it specialized in communications and communicate it did.

So for all those who used you, and even for those who didn’t, we shall remember you oh mighty Shoutbox. And may you live in Plugin heaven with the best of the luxuries.

R.I.P Shoutbox

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Get out of a Speeding Ticket

Posted on August 7th, 2006 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional.

Ever wondered how to get out of a speeding ticket. Here’s the answer to all your questions.

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding…

Officer: May I see your driver’s license?

Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.

Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: Oh, it’s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: You have a gun in there?

Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She’s in the trunk.

Officer: There’s a BODY in the trunk?!?

The officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for backup. Quickly, the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.
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