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New Year Resolution

Posted on December 31st, 2006 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life.

New Year’s Resolution (Answers.com)

A New Year resolution is a commitment that an individual makes to a project or a habit, often a lifestyle change that is generally interpreted as advantageous. The name comes from the fact that these commitments normally go into effect on New Year’s Day and remain until the set goal has been achieved, although many resolutions go unachieved and are often broken fairly shortly after they are set.

Honestly now that is the exact definition I found on answers.com, and I starting laughing my ass off. It’s just hilarious how they actually mention the part where “many resolutions go unachieved and are often broken fairly shortly after they are set.” On the contrary, I believe that none of the resolutions are actually achieved. But still I have to write them, for tradition sake. So here’s my list.

1) Be more confident, and less shy.
2) Flirt more.
3) Know more white chicks. (no I’m not racist, I just like milk chocolate better)
4) Stop being lazy.
5) Get good scores on SAT.
6) Get better at wrestling.
7) And last but not least, pay more attention to my blog and write more.

Now we all know which one of these are going to be fulfilled, and which are not. Obviously, the “stop being lazy” one is not going to be completed. I’ll try, but anyone who knows me knows the fact. And the part about flirting more, it might just work. Obviously I need some coorperation, that is the girls don’t smack me.

Post your New Year’s Resolutions here, and wish you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! YAY

Someone sent me a funny picture, but might be a little mature for some people. Please continue reading only if you think it’s age appropriate.

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I PWNZ MY GRADES!!! 101 Average?

Posted on December 9th, 2006 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!.

Imma make this blog post to the point and sweet. I loved my report card this marking period. It was real good and sweet! Not only did I get a good average, but I beat Mohammad’s average which is like a dream come true!!! We have this mutual competition for grades. Muahahaha!!!

Additionally the classes are weighted. That means that lets say for AP I get a 95 (which i did btw) 10 points are added when you are taking the grade in for the average. Read it in thet earlier Report Card post Now for the the Goods, the Stuff, the Precious, the Ecstasy, the Muy Bien: Give a big round of applause to THE REPORT CARD!!! *Cues Background Music*

BTW, click on image and on top click on all sizes to see it more clearly. Due to my stupid scanner I couldn’t scan the report card, so I had to click a picture of it. So it’s really not the best thing in the world. Anyways, ENJOY!!!

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