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Things That Piss Me Off - A CATEGORY?

Posted on January 24th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life, Things That Piss Me OFF!!!.

The Title should really explain it all. I mean, any faithful reader of mine should know that I already have a Topic named “Things That Piss Me Off”. But since a lot of thing pisses THE KING off, I thought I might as well make a whole new category about it.

Today’s post is about Soap Opera’s. Yup everyone’s loved (ironically, as hated) Soap Opera’s. Lord curse the man who invented those things. Honestly, they serve no useful purpose for the future of humanity. Instead it shall destroy it, shatter it into pieces and wipe out its existence. Some might say I’ve gone a little too far, but you’ll see. SOON!!!

The story goes like this: The T.V. in my house was, thank you GOD, not in my room. So whenever my mom wanted to watch her silly Indian (yes that’s important because it makes its worse) soaps, she would watch it in that particular room and I could just walk out. At the end of last year, we got another T.V. and the ultimate outcome of that was that one T.V. was in my room and the other one where the earlier one was. So basically, it looks like a good deal. NOT. Apparently, my mom likes the angle of the TV position better in my room. So now she’s here either watching Food Channel or her INDIAN Soap Operas. The Food Channel doesn’t really bother me that much because the food looks good and seeing good food makes you feel good. But you know what doesn’t make you feel good, well for one Soap Operas, but also not getting the food. DAMN THOSE FOOD CHANNEL PEOPLE. But that’s a whole different issue. Back to Soap Opera’s… there’s just so much wrong with it. Not only is it based on total bullshit, they’re all the same. How come there’s always an effin love triangle? Why should there always be one? WHY? So maybe that’s not a big issue. What about their boring lines? Have you ever noticed that they use the same lines over and over again? For example, take this scene:

Girl: I love you (to boy)
Guy: But I love someone else
Girl: She’s the luckiest girl on the earth. I hope she knows that you love her so much.
Guy: But she doesn’t know that I love her.
Girl: Good luck with your life. I still love you, and if ever you decide to come back, I’ll always love you and I won’t marry anyone else. I’ll be waiting for you.

After this point either of two things happen. Either the “unlucky girl” goes and kills the other girl (horror movies mostly) or the girl who he actually loves, loves him too but can’t express her love due to some circumstances and thus promises that the “unlucky girl” will marry the guy. And everyone knows that in the end, the girl supposed to married is going to get married. So why all these shenanigans, I fail to understand.

A lot of Pro - Soap Operas (Yes that’s a term) say that movies are similar, except shorter. For one, yes they are shorter which makes them much much much sweeter. They are way less predictable than Soap Operas. Now honestly, we all known that in all movies the protagonist wins the babe (except horror), but it’s how he reaches her. On the other hand, Soap Operas follow the same basic rules, and don’t even try to twist it up a little bit. Please God, at least try to make them interesting.

So next time you see someone watching a Soap Opera, go and turn of the TV. And if they’re older, and decide to beat the crap out of you, take it like the man you are, COZ IT WAS WORTH IT.

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