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51 Things Girls Should Know About Guys!!!

Posted on April 23rd, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life.

1. Guys hate sluts.

2. “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they are going for the “let her complain to you and then have her realize how wonderful and nice you are” method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.

10. Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys’ weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

37. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know somethings up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of them.

I’ve not been posting a lot lately, but I really don’t have time with my SAT’s coming up. So just for your pleasure, I’ve put this post up. In my humble opinion, I think that most of the things written in this post are true.

I do not take credit for this, just an interesting email forward.

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38 comments.

Gurdit

Comment on April 23rd, 2007.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of them.

Hear hear! And that one asshole ruins it for all of us, doesn’t he?

Somken

Comment on April 24th, 2007.

So true!

daz

Comment on April 24th, 2007.

This was written by a 13 year old girl.

Lame.

paul

Comment on April 24th, 2007.

sup, add me to your blogroll

Paul (the man)

http://www.braintheory.net/

jay a see kay why

Comment on April 24th, 2007.

LOL! i love these stuff i read something similar to this but its about guys should know about girls do u have that by any chance?

Sal

Comment on April 25th, 2007.

Nice man!!!! everything is tru …specialy since its coming from your old buddy Sal.!!!!

brittney

Comment on May 1st, 2007.

men act like dogs they just wont u if u given up somethin or look like u would if u dont they dont wont u and if u do give it up and they break up wit u they try doggen u men is nasty they put they lil penawaker in any thing that can fit but thats what men is and if u dont think its true hit me up on myspace at bre-bre3@trap.net holla

Aerik

Comment on May 6th, 2007.

Lunch Money? This list is for 8th graders or something.

Somken

Comment on May 10th, 2007.

Just tell digg to post it on a blog.

Sitez

Comment on May 13th, 2007.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of them.

Amen.

Kati

Comment on July 21st, 2007.

Guys are very different. Even in different countries the mentalitity of guys differs greatly. But in any case, thanx for d advice.

renegade5150

Comment on August 13th, 2007.

true dude. the most real ones are: 4, 5, 8, 20, 25, 31, 36, 45, 47, 48, and 51. the stupidest things girls do is lead guys on. that happened with a chick i had been friends with for 12 years and now we aren’t speaking with each other.

TAY

Comment on August 25th, 2007.

HEY JUST READ THIS AND I,M GOING THOUGH SOME SHIT WITH THIS GUY I LIKE !!MAYBE WHAT I SAID WILL HIT HOME IF NOT WELL !!THATS MY LIFE IN A NUT SHELL..

Whitney

Comment on August 25th, 2007.

Very helpful blogger thinger :P

Kaylyn

Comment on August 30th, 2007.

great… **rolls eyes** guys are just as complicated as girls lol.. i liked this tho lol

James

Comment on August 31st, 2007.

Great call on beautiful, it means so much more than hot or sexy we use to describe random girls…appreciate it more women!

Kurt

Comment on September 7th, 2007.

man most this stuff is true, and to that girl who thinks that all guys want to do is get laid ur seriously mistaken, anyway best one like this ive read yet

Aleecia

Comment on September 20th, 2007.

Woowww so insightful. IT EXPLAINS ABSOLUTLY EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LAST RELATIONSHIP!!!! Well alot anyways!
… thanks

Brad

Comment on September 25th, 2007.

SO TRUE im a guy and i hate major rejection even tho ive faced it b4 it sux

Danya

Comment on September 26th, 2007.

OOh man……..this is true

Rashel Quinn

Comment on October 1st, 2007.

lmaoo this is jokes ..

crotch stain

Comment on October 7th, 2007.

The one about guys thinking too much about what girls do is bull shit. guys don’t pick up on little things like that trust me. and their also not as deep and passionate as this makes them out to be.

Trombone man

Comment on October 10th, 2007.

yeah being a trombone player i act like a perv all the time at school but if you know me i am just the opposite that girl that thinks all we want to do is get laid is so wrong

any guy that says he likes that and thats all that matters is lieing and here is the word use to describe guys like that

immature and idiotic

so remember girls personality is key get to know the guy and you can learn alot about us and we like to know you care about us as much as we care about you

Rence

Comment on October 21st, 2007.

Heh, that is almost all true, but there really is guys that are only in it for sex and it becomes their main prio.But that is only because he dated the wrong girls and so, has been mislead, same as girls, honestly, relationships are A LOT more complicated then love. Once your in love, it’s all good, but if its just trial and error, its the hardest thing to go through.

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Kylie

Comment on December 8th, 2007.

i think all guys are different. there are some total ass holes out there, but there are also some really great guys too! so hang in there good guys, us girls are lookin for ya! <3

Tala

Comment on January 9th, 2008.

sorry for everytime i said every guy is an asshole :P haha i guess not all of them are .. thanx for the advice ;)

loserface

Comment on January 29th, 2008.

is this seriously true?
it sounds funny

kevin-m

Comment on January 31st, 2008.

oh my God. So true.

Chris Bosh

Comment on February 12th, 2008.

Well, not all guys are assholes…You wouldn’t believe it, but a lot of us respect girls, even though we flirt with them all day long, we still like them :)

surbhi

Comment on May 12th, 2008.

it nice but doesn”t go for alll

13er dude

Comment on May 25th, 2008.

ahhaha….. the list is only 51…. mines over 1000 :P

fofo

Comment on June 25th, 2008.

looooool wow i never knew that is this reallly true

k-11

Comment on June 26th, 2008.

haha ok its all pretty much true and not all guys are assholes. but number1 is wrong. haha if you do put out a guy will like you more .. BUT it doesnt mean if you dont he wont like you at all.
again
NOT ALL GUYS ARE BAD!

alex

Comment on July 1st, 2008.

DANG!!!!!!!!!! So true. A lot of my friends are guys. i already understood the…some.So this really helps a lot.But i’m almost positive that #21 is wrong!!!!! other wise at least 1/2 of the guysin my grade like me. lets just say its improbible highly inprobible.

pinklolly101

Comment on September 6th, 2008.

Do boys have a mind like that then? There are a few things boys need to know about girls as well. Not in a nasty way. Firstly, girls are drama queens - we’re like that. I only said that coz my boyfriend says i’m the biggest drama queen in the whole school! Lol.

Why do boys have to hide their emotions from girls? Everyone needs to cry in front of somebody don’t they??? I mean, how can girls help the guys if they won’t show any emotion on their faces???? I wanna know how boys REALLY feel.

Megan

Comment on October 18th, 2008.

number 39 is sooo true

my best guy friend always dissappered when my boyfriend came arround

and when me and my boyfriend broke up

he asked me out like 3 days later ( :

pinklolly101

Comment on December 13th, 2008.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of them.

Hear hear! And that one asshole ruins it for all of us, doesn’t he?

That was funny. Lol.

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