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Me Being Funny!

Posted on May 31st, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional.

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Questionable Content: My New Addiction

Posted on May 28th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life, Reviews.

For the past few days I’ve been addicted to this comic called Questionable Content which is basically about a guy and his normal life. Even though the things that go on the guys life are not normal, I can see a parallel to them in my own life. I think what makes such comics interesting is the connection you can make with your own life.

I questioned people who watched Soap Operas because I believe they were stupid. But now that I think about it, isn’t this comic strip like a Soap Opera, obviously without the horrible background music and the continuously annoying zoom-in angles. In reality the reason deep down inside people watch Soap Operas would be the fact that they see themselves in the character. My point is, I think I finally understand why people love Soap Operas. And as hard as it is for me to admit it, I think I’m hooked to one myself. This comic strip might not be a Soap Opera, but it has all the characteristics of one. A story with a guy who wants a girl but can’t get her.

It’s just surprising how I used to loathe such basic story plots but I fell for the same thing, only in cartoon form.

Anyways, moving along from the self - realizations, I know that I haven’t been writing a lot of posts lately but somehow I just can’t find any inspiration to write something beautiful. But that’s no excuse, and I promise to try harder. Like always, when I can’t update the blog through posts, I update the look of my site. I’ve added a Country Counter on the side and removed the Youtube video. It’s hard to find quality Youtube Videos nowadays with so much out there. Plus, I love to show off the different countries from whom people have visited my blog.

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Anatomy class in medical school

Posted on May 26th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional.

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the dissection table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.” For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

“Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.

The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.”

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This one’s for my bro!

Posted on May 21st, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Life.

This post goes out to my best friend, Anastasis. For all the good times (pizza), and the bad times (OMG SAT results Thursday) and for all the times we just cracked jokes (ME LIKEY). To all the shit we did and to all the shit we didn’t do ( ??? we generally do all the shit that comes to our minds).

Happy Birthday Bro, may you live a long and happy life. To COOPER UNION and that car you always want, a HONDA

Drive safely bro and be chillin for long.

Forgot to mention. You’re 17, one more year till strip club. HELL YA!!!!!

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5000 pageloads

Posted on May 17th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!.

I always wanted to make this thread, first at the 1000 mark. But got too lazy, then at the 2000, then the 2500. Since I was still lazy, I just told myself I’ll make it at 5000. YAY For no procrastination.

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