The King SPEAKS

*Thief Running Away From Cop* Wait Wait, Time OUT!

Posted on June 28th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Things That Piss Me OFF!!!.

Everyone’s heard of cops chasing people down the street, and everyone’s seen the shows “Cops”. If you haven’t, you’ve been deprived of good television and of your childhood as well. On shows like Cops you see pretty much stupid people being chased by cops who ultimately will arrest them. But what’s interesting is how hard they try to run away. I’ll give them an A+ for determination.

Until now that is! A man from the Philippines stopped in the middle of a chase and gave the cops a “time out” signal. No, you didn’t read wrong. He stopped midway and asked them for a time-out to catch his breath. If you don’t believe me, check this out.

I just have a few things on my mind that I have to get out of my system. Why God, why did you make people so stupid. Who in their right mind commits a crime and then while he’s resisting arrest, he asks for a time-out. Is this a video game where you can hit the pause button? Has the person truly lost all realization as to what is real and what is imaginary? It’s fascinating to see how humans have reached ultra smart levels but on the same time we have people like this person who is truly incapable of making a rational decision. It’s just amazing that no matter how much Humanity can exceed, there’ll always be people like this person over here.

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So Vatican Has 10 Motor Commandments, So Do I!!!

Posted on June 21st, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life.

A couple of days earlier, Vatican released their 10 Commandments for drivers. I haven’t really read them because I didn’t have the time. But just for fun, I thought It’d be a good idea if I released my own version of 10 commandments for Drivers! I got the idea from a radio station my friend and I were listening in his car.

1. Thou shall not drink unless thou has connections or are (in)famous like Paris Hilton.
2. Thou shall not honk unless necessary or thou sees a hot chick.
3. Thou shall not keep windows down when blasting good music. Spread the love.
4. Thou shall not run a red light unless thou has checked for cops.
5. Thou shall not have more than 5 guys in thy car no matter how big thy car is. Thou does not enjoy sausage fest.
6. Thou shall not leave a hot chick un-picked from the road no matter how many buddies are in thy car. Thou can always kick one of ‘em out.
7. Thou shall not run homeless people over for no reason.
8. Thou shall not drive a piece of crap and then brag about it to thy friends. Accept the truth and pray to the lord.
9. Thou shall not leave thy car unwashed, specially if thy car has bird crap all over it. If thou does, then thou shall not drive around with thy car like thou is proud of it.
10. Thou shall not write 10 commandments for motorists if thou does not drive a car or has thee chauffeur drive it for thouself.

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Viralink - Viral Link Chain

Posted on June 19th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!.

I’ve been wanting to try this Viralink ever since I read it on Not Just Another Blog. I thought it might help me to some extent, if I want to go anywhere with this site. So here it is.

“copy and paste the Viralink and instructions below this line”
Below is a matrix of 120 stars, I have already added a link to my blog onto one of the stars, all you need to do is copy and paste the grid into your blog and add your own link to one of the other spare stars, and tell others to do the same!

Viralink

When I receive a ping back once you have added the Viralink to your site I will add your link to this grid, and each person who copies the grid from here will also link to your site!

“copy and paste the Viralink and instructions above this line”
Go ahead and try it out, it might just work.

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Finally Finals are finished!

Posted on June 12th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Life, School.

My finals are over. YAY! You know what the best part is, I have the whole summer to do a lot of stuff. I’m planning to do some volunteering work, and also teach myself HTML coding. Hopefully, I’ll be writing more posts as well. I know I haven’t written anything good in some time, but just been really busy. Life’s too hectic and I’m going through a dry spell as such.

You know something funny, it’s so weird that the whole of yesterday night I was studying till like 2 in the morning for a test, and I actually aced that thing. I feel like I’ve accomplished something. The worst part of having math finals is the dreams afterwards. I think I’m like… weird, because around math tests (especially the day before the test) I have the weirdest dreams where there’s like trigonometry floating around in my head with sign, cos, tan blah blah. Derivatives, limits, and nothing in the dream makes sense, yet in the dream itself they serve some useful purpose. I hate when that happens, I always wake up thinking that I’ve missed the test. But thinking about it now, I think it’s like a self reviewing mechanism for me to have all these formulas and stuff floating around in my dream. I feel like the Rainman

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Interesting Notes On Life

Posted on June 8th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional.

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

[5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent

[6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

[7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it

[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

[12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[16] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[17] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[18] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[19] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[20] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

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