The King SPEAKS

Interesting Notes On Life

Posted on June 8th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional.

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

[5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent

[6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

[7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it

[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

[12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[16] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[17] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[18] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[19] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[20] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

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