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There are moments when one has to choose between living one's own life, fully, entirely, completely - or dragging out some false, shallow, degrading existence that the world in it's hypocrisy demands.
- Brander Matthews
A couple of days earlier, Vatican released their 10 Commandments for drivers. I haven’t really read them because I didn’t have the time. But just for fun, I thought It’d be a good idea if I released my own version of 10 commandments for Drivers! I got the idea from a radio station my friend and I were listening in his car.
- Thou shall not drink unless thou has connections or are (in)famous like Paris Hilton.
- Thou shall not honk unless necessary or thou sees a hot chick.
- Thou shall not keep windows down when blasting good music. Spread the love.
- Thou shall not run a red light unless thou has checked for cops.
- Thou shall not have more than 5 guys in thy car no matter how big thy car is. Thou does not enjoy sausage fest.
- Thou shall not leave a hot chick un-picked from the road no matter how many buddies are in thy car. Thou can always kick one of ‘em out.
- Thou shall not run homeless people over for no reason.
- Thou shall not drive a piece of crap and then brag about it to thy friends. Accept the truth and pray to the lord.
- Thou shall not leave thy car unwashed, specially if thy car has bird crap all over it. If thou does, then thou shall not drive around with thy car like thou is proud of it.
- Thou shall not write 10 commandments for motorists if thou does not drive a car or has thee chauffeur drive it for thouself.
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zaki
yo this is mad funny!
Sal
I gotta give it to ya shyts mad funny man and word up for the 10 commadment!!!!! And remeb the most important one “THOU MUST CARRY THY RUBBER WITH THY SELF”!!!!!
Haha, not bad.
Someday, I’m going to invite you to join my website - broadkast.net (Don’t bother visiting it right now, because it’s empty 
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Thy Shall Obey all the commandments, SIR, only after replacing the 10th one with THOU Shall get a driving license first.
Anyway, damn good work mate keep it up.
Thou shall not keep windows down when blasting good music. Spread the love.
Yea , very annoying !
I d rather use a car that display’s Last.fm on the back :p
Very nice ..all original i hope !
Cool Blog I especially like car backgrounds
From which site did u learn html ie I assume u learnt it urself
BTW do u remember me I am Ganesh ( marauder may be familiar)
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