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MasterCard Advertisement (Conversation with ex)

Posted on July 20th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life.

Ex: I and saran are just friends, rather we are very good friends. If you don’t believe me then I really can’t help it. I don’t understand why you asked me this all of a sudden. I ask u about and tease you with Sarah because you keep talking about her. Our every conversation has to have Sarah’s in it but have you ever asked yourself if I do the same with saran?


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Ex: I think if it would have bin any other girl in my place, she would have gone out with saran and ditched you then and there because saran has everything a girl can need –he’s cute, he’s got a good sense of humor and he cares for his friends even though he has a funny way of showing it and most of all he likes me too. I know it.

Ex: I could have easily ditched you and gone out with saran-I swear I don’t mind going out with him.


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Ex: but I didn’t do it, WHY???? Ask yourself and if you don’t get the answer here it goes……….coz I love u more than anything in this world.


Actually trying to convince them with a line like that: Priceless

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11 comments.

Shabaz [purepain]

Comment on July 20th, 2007.

Rofl King by far one of your more funny posts. I myself use lines at all times with my gf to get out of everything/anything. They can always be used to your advantage if you use them right and if you have good ones.

Rohan Prabhu

Comment on July 21st, 2007.

a thousand people may find this funny.. but imho, this was lame.

Gurdit

Comment on July 21st, 2007.

Not bad… I don’t find it lame… but since you’re the only one who knows your ex as well as you do, you’d probably find it much more amusing than anyone else.

Rohan Prabhu

Comment on July 21st, 2007.

after gurdit’s comment.. this makes me ask, is this based on true events?? And which part do you play in it (if any)?

The King

Comment on July 21st, 2007.

This is actual events as such. This was my ex (at the time girlfriend) talking to me.

I serve as the silent bystander.

I think it actually happened to me so I might find it funnier than normal people. But hey, with the right actors, i think thsi would be a good advertisement

Shabaz [purepain]

Comment on July 22nd, 2007.

Don’t know about the actor thing i dont think itd make a good commercial. Unless its like two super hot ladies in the commercial then thatd change it :).But i found it pretty amusing.

Nupur

Comment on July 24th, 2007.

My God. never thought you’d put that in there. great post!

The King

Comment on July 24th, 2007.

I thought I just had to. As a way to stick it up to the man. Plus I really think it’ll make a good Mastercard Ad.

Karen

Comment on July 26th, 2007.

Thanks for commenting on my blog. I don’t understand this post at all! LOL Maybe I need more coffee!

The King

Comment on July 26th, 2007.

Apparently you’re not the only one who doesn’t understand this post. I think people need to know me to understand this post.

Shahab

Comment on July 26th, 2007.

Lol .. Nice post ..
I think you should add something like “Trying to find people who understand this post : Worthless”

:D

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