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What made the Leaning Tower of Pizza Lean?

Posted on July 26th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional.

I found this picture on Patrick Says and I couldn’t stop laughing. I have to say, this picture just made my day.

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MasterCard Advertisement (Conversation with ex)

Posted on July 20th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life.

Ex: I and saran are just friends, rather we are very good friends. If you don’t believe me then I really can’t help it. I don’t understand why you asked me this all of a sudden. I ask u about and tease you with Sarah because you keep talking about her. Our every conversation has to have Sarah’s in it but have you ever asked yourself if I do the same with saran?

Logitech Keyboard and Mouse: $40.00

Ex: I think if it would have bin any other girl in my place, she would have gone out with saran and ditched you then and there because saran has everything a girl can need –he’s cute, he’s got a good sense of humor and he cares for his friends even though he has a funny way of showing it and most of all he likes me too. I know it.

Ex: I could have easily ditched you and gone out with saran-I swear I don’t mind going out with him.

Internet: $30.00

Ex: but I didn’t do it, WHY???? Ask yourself and if you don’t get the answer here it goes……….coz I love u more than anything in this world.

Actually trying to convince them with a line like that: Priceless

There’s something money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MasterCard.

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Call from Death: My Experience

Posted on July 8th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life.

Have you ever had an experience where you don’t want to believe something but you still do? I just had one. Yesterday night I got a call from the weirdest number ever. The phone was ringing but to my dismay I couldn’t find it. As usual my mother kept it somewhere after talking on the phone. By the time I reached the phone, it had stopped ringing. Generally when such a thing happens the best thing to do is check the caller ID, just to make sure you didn’t miss a call from someone important. So I did, and the number was 999-999-9999. I was freaking out since I’ve never really received a call from The number before.

What is one supposed to do when one doesn’t know something? Google it of course. So I did, and the first search that came up was titled “Phone Call Of Death.” Being the nervous guy that I am, for a second there I actually believed the title. So naive. Daringly I checked the topic and I find out that it’s just a telemarketers way of stopping phones from blocking them. Ah! The joy of feeling safe.

But what this unique experience, if I may call it that, taught me was that no matter how hard you try, your natural instincts take over. I been brought up in India, the land of superstition and weird beliefs, and even though I try hard not to believe in such things, at the moment I need my “I don’t believe in this crap” mentality it never seems to work. On the bright side, I got something to write about.

On a side note: People need to choose better titles if they’re going to be the number one search result for Google. Almost gave me a heart-attack.

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Good Advertising

Posted on July 3rd, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Reviews.

We’ve all been victims of bad advertising haven’t we? Whether it’s the P.C. vs. Mac video or the Vista WOW advertisement. But on a rare occasion, along comes an advertising which makes you want to actually buy the product. A clear example of such would be the priceless Mastercard Advertisement.

I was looking through news today and I found this interesting advertisement. Even though their idea wasn’t extra-ordinary, the way they pulled it off was not only hilarious but also very productive. A zoo in Germany called Neunkirchen wanted to raise their attendance and what they came up with is this slogan “Come to the zoo before the zoo comes to you.” Even though the statement itself might seem very cliche, it worked effectively as it raised their attendance by 15% compared to an average month. What made the slogan so creative? The accompanying dog.

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*Thief Running Away From Cop* Wait Wait, Time OUT!

Posted on June 28th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Things That Piss Me OFF!!!.

Everyone’s heard of cops chasing people down the street, and everyone’s seen the shows “Cops”. If you haven’t, you’ve been deprived of good television and of your childhood as well. On shows like Cops you see pretty much stupid people being chased by cops who ultimately will arrest them. But what’s interesting is how hard they try to run away. I’ll give them an A+ for determination.

Until now that is! A man from the Philippines stopped in the middle of a chase and gave the cops a “time out” signal. No, you didn’t read wrong. He stopped midway and asked them for a time-out to catch his breath. If you don’t believe me, check this out.

I just have a few things on my mind that I have to get out of my system. Why God, why did you make people so stupid. Who in their right mind commits a crime and then while he’s resisting arrest, he asks for a time-out. Is this a video game where you can hit the pause button? Has the person truly lost all realization as to what is real and what is imaginary? It’s fascinating to see how humans have reached ultra smart levels but on the same time we have people like this person who is truly incapable of making a rational decision. It’s just amazing that no matter how much Humanity can exceed, there’ll always be people like this person over here.

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