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So Vatican Has 10 Motor Commandments, So Do I!!!

Posted on June 21st, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life.

A couple of days earlier, Vatican released their 10 Commandments for drivers. I haven’t really read them because I didn’t have the time. But just for fun, I thought It’d be a good idea if I released my own version of 10 commandments for Drivers! I got the idea from a radio station my friend and I were listening in his car.

1. Thou shall not drink unless thou has connections or are (in)famous like Paris Hilton.
2. Thou shall not honk unless necessary or thou sees a hot chick.
3. Thou shall not keep windows down when blasting good music. Spread the love.
4. Thou shall not run a red light unless thou has checked for cops.
5. Thou shall not have more than 5 guys in thy car no matter how big thy car is. Thou does not enjoy sausage fest.
6. Thou shall not leave a hot chick un-picked from the road no matter how many buddies are in thy car. Thou can always kick one of ‘em out.
7. Thou shall not run homeless people over for no reason.
8. Thou shall not drive a piece of crap and then brag about it to thy friends. Accept the truth and pray to the lord.
9. Thou shall not leave thy car unwashed, specially if thy car has bird crap all over it. If thou does, then thou shall not drive around with thy car like thou is proud of it.
10. Thou shall not write 10 commandments for motorists if thou does not drive a car or has thee chauffeur drive it for thouself.

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Interesting Notes On Life

Posted on June 8th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional.

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

[5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent

[6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

[7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it

[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

[12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[16] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[17] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[18] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[19] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[20] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

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Me Being Funny!

Posted on May 31st, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional.

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Questionable Content: My New Addiction

Posted on May 28th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life, Reviews.

For the past few days I’ve been addicted to this comic called Questionable Content which is basically about a guy and his normal life. Even though the things that go on the guys life are not normal, I can see a parallel to them in my own life. I think what makes such comics interesting is the connection you can make with your own life.

I questioned people who watched Soap Operas because I believe they were stupid. But now that I think about it, isn’t this comic strip like a Soap Opera, obviously without the horrible background music and the continuously annoying zoom-in angles. In reality the reason deep down inside people watch Soap Operas would be the fact that they see themselves in the character. My point is, I think I finally understand why people love Soap Operas. And as hard as it is for me to admit it, I think I’m hooked to one myself. This comic strip might not be a Soap Opera, but it has all the characteristics of one. A story with a guy who wants a girl but can’t get her.

It’s just surprising how I used to loathe such basic story plots but I fell for the same thing, only in cartoon form.

Anyways, moving along from the self - realizations, I know that I haven’t been writing a lot of posts lately but somehow I just can’t find any inspiration to write something beautiful. But that’s no excuse, and I promise to try harder. Like always, when I can’t update the blog through posts, I update the look of my site. I’ve added a Country Counter on the side and removed the Youtube video. It’s hard to find quality Youtube Videos nowadays with so much out there. Plus, I love to show off the different countries from whom people have visited my blog.

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Anatomy class in medical school

Posted on May 26th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional.

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the dissection table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.” For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

“Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.

The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.”

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