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Faith - It’s Hard To Keep

Posted on August 2nd, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Life, Things That Piss Me OFF!!!.

A few posts ago I wrote about how important it was for us to keep our faith, our faith in humanity, God, religion, even ourselves. Ironically, today I was tested and I wish I could say I passed.

I had an interview today and the only thing missing was something I have no control over. What depresses me is that I can’t change one thing, and God had to take that one thing away from me.

This isn’t the first time this has ever happened. Oh no, may the earth be smitten by God’s wrath the day that ever happens. Every single time I dearly want something there are always huge boulders in my way. I know this may sound exaggerated, but trust me its true. As soon as I realize that I want something, the first thought that comes to my mind is, “I should want it less, because if I truly desire it, it’ll probably never come true”. If only I had listened to the voices in the back of my head.

So how does this all relate to faith? How does my bad luck have anything to do with your life? (more…)

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*Thief Running Away From Cop* Wait Wait, Time OUT!

Posted on June 28th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Things That Piss Me OFF!!!.

Everyone’s heard of cops chasing people down the street, and everyone’s seen the shows “Cops”. If you haven’t, you’ve been deprived of good television and of your childhood as well. On shows like Cops you see pretty much stupid people being chased by cops who ultimately will arrest them. But what’s interesting is how hard they try to run away. I’ll give them an A+ for determination.

Until now that is! A man from the Philippines stopped in the middle of a chase and gave the cops a “time out” signal. No, you didn’t read wrong. He stopped midway and asked them for a time-out to catch his breath. If you don’t believe me, check this out.

I just have a few things on my mind that I have to get out of my system. Why God, why did you make people so stupid. Who in their right mind commits a crime and then while he’s resisting arrest, he asks for a time-out. Is this a video game where you can hit the pause button? Has the person truly lost all realization as to what is real and what is imaginary? It’s fascinating to see how humans have reached ultra smart levels but on the same time we have people like this person who is truly incapable of making a rational decision. It’s just amazing that no matter how much Humanity can exceed, there’ll always be people like this person over here.

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Why Can’t I?

Posted on April 9th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Life, Things That Piss Me OFF!!!.

It’s 12:48 in the morning and I’m sitting on my computer talking to a friend. Every now and then, a noise and an orange color on the taskbar. As I sit here, talking to a friend I’m reading someone’s poetry. How good they write! Why can’t I write like them? Why can’t I express my feelings and pain even though we feel the same amount of it? Why does he get to write brilliantly and I get to wonder if my sentences make sense or not? I think it brings out the eternal question of why everyone can’t be happy? Why can’t I be happy? Why do I need to feel jealous? I’m above this!

12:52 I’m thinking should I erase this post? What will people say? What will my friends think? I’m thinking why should I care? If they are my friends, they should know the real me. But what if they leave?

12:53 Another sound and a flash of orange color. I wonder why I’m awake? I should sleep. Maybe it’s the drowsiness talking.

12:55 Publish

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Good Job Airport Security!!

Posted on February 27th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Things That Piss Me OFF!!!.

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This article doesn’t even deserve a blog article for itself. It’s just too much of a ridiculous thing. I’m angry at the Airport Security and the Flight Company for letting this happen. How could you, honestly?

First of all, it’s your fault, accept it. It’s agreeable that you are allowed in the terminal if you have a ticket. But after that, everything which happened were series of mistakes.

“The airline official started drumming on her keyboard. There seemed to be some problem. She resumed typing again,” he recounted.

“She looked up and asked me if I had baggage to check in. When I said no, she asked my seat preference, and I asked for an aisle seat.”

For the Love that you have for the country - please have better employees! I mean this lady was clearly not at her best performance (hopefully it wasn’t, because if it was, boy are we screwed). Second thing, who wants the aisle seat? Clearly the window seat is much better, you get to see outside. Common Man, stay with me here.

Aviation analyst Kapil Kaul said Mr Srinivas’s case appeared to be a “rare” one caused by an absent-minded passenger.

What really pisses me off and presses my buttons is the above statement. I mean sure the customer made a mistake, but you have no right to call him “absent minded”. It’s not their fault, it’s the airline’s fault. Let’s say this was not an “absent minded” customer but a terrorist. Would the employee still make the same mistake? This could be a threat to national security. It’s just really stupid to blame it on the customer when in fact its pretty much your fault. This was a lucky chance that it was just a good customer, not trying to blow anything up.

A lot of times, when India does something stupid, I always try to defend them saying it happens, but if they keep making such stupid mistakes, I don’t know how much longer I can go. You make me feel ashamed!!!

Listening to: Bitter Sweet Symphony

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Things That Piss Me Off - A CATEGORY?

Posted on January 24th, 2007 by The King.
Categories: Everything and Anything!!!, Hilariously Dillusional, Life, Things That Piss Me OFF!!!.

The Title should really explain it all. I mean, any faithful reader of mine should know that I already have a Topic named “Things That Piss Me Off”. But since a lot of thing pisses THE KING off, I thought I might as well make a whole new category about it.

Today’s post is about Soap Opera’s. Yup everyone’s loved (ironically, as hated) Soap Opera’s. Lord curse the man who invented those things. Honestly, they serve no useful purpose for the future of humanity. Instead it shall destroy it, shatter it into pieces and wipe out its existence. Some might say I’ve gone a little too far, but you’ll see. SOON!!!

The story goes like this: The T.V. in my house was, thank you GOD, not in my room. So whenever my mom wanted to watch her silly Indian (yes that’s important because it makes its worse) soaps, she would watch it in that particular room and I could just walk out. At the end of last year, we got another T.V. and the ultimate outcome of that was that one T.V. was in my room and the other one where the earlier one was. So basically, it looks like a good deal. NOT. Apparently, my mom likes the angle of the TV position better in my room. So now she’s here either watching Food Channel or her INDIAN Soap Operas. The Food Channel doesn’t really bother me that much because the food looks good and seeing good food makes you feel good. But you know what doesn’t make you feel good, well for one Soap Operas, but also not getting the food. DAMN THOSE FOOD CHANNEL PEOPLE. But that’s a whole different issue. Back to Soap Opera’s… there’s just so much wrong with it. Not only is it based on total bullshit, they’re all the same. How come there’s always an effin love triangle? Why should there always be one? WHY? So maybe that’s not a big issue. What about their boring lines? Have you ever noticed that they use the same lines over and over again? For example, take this scene:

Girl: I love you (to boy)
Guy: But I love someone else
Girl: She’s the luckiest girl on the earth. I hope she knows that you love her so much.
Guy: But she doesn’t know that I love her.
Girl: Good luck with your life. I still love you, and if ever you decide to come back, I’ll always love you and I won’t marry anyone else. I’ll be waiting for you.

After this point either of two things happen. Either the “unlucky girl” goes and kills the other girl (horror movies mostly) or the girl who he actually loves, loves him too but can’t express her love due to some circumstances and thus promises that the “unlucky girl” will marry the guy. And everyone knows that in the end, the girl supposed to married is going to get married. So why all these shenanigans, I fail to understand.

A lot of Pro - Soap Operas (Yes that’s a term) say that movies are similar, except shorter. For one, yes they are shorter which makes them much much much sweeter. They are way less predictable than Soap Operas. Now honestly, we all known that in all movies the protagonist wins the babe (except horror), but it’s how he reaches her. On the other hand, Soap Operas follow the same basic rules, and don’t even try to twist it up a little bit. Please God, at least try to make them interesting.

So next time you see someone watching a Soap Opera, go and turn of the TV. And if they’re older, and decide to beat the crap out of you, take it like the man you are, COZ IT WAS WORTH IT.

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